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PARKROSE HARDWARE
Duke Cannon 1000001
Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's cough syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.
| Color | : | White |
| Compositions | : | Sodium Palmate, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract |
| Odor/Scent | : | Peppermint |
| Form | : | Bar |
- Smells like The North Pole and peppermints
- At 10 oz, our large soap is 3X the size of dainty seasonal soaps
- Made in the USA
- According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys
- A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active-duty military